Have I forgotten, surely not?
Pups don't behave this way?
Have owned a few, true not a lot,
But they were angles, weren't they?

Did not remember how hard it is
To keep shoelaces tied,
Clamped on to trouser bottoms
How hard to take a stride.

And why, just when you really need
To keep the carpets clean,
You find it very hard to vac,
I'm sure you get the scene.

The panic when his out of sight,
You're looking high and low
Phone rings and yes you've got it right
He's there on cue, to trip you.

Tell me why, I make this plea,
10ml of water and so much pee.
Is it a freak of nature? NO,
When a puppy wants to go, he goes.

The dustbins stood upon a chair
The post has come I no not where
It's gone, no doubt I'll find it there
When picking up tomorrow.

We picked up our bundle of joy on Saturday and this has really hit the nail on the head! I don't remember them being this demanding... maybe I'm just getting old???

lol - will be worth every second once she gets the hang of peeing outside :)