A great story (Tide for those who live outside the USA is a laundry
detergent-been around for decades)

Dear Tide:
I'm writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it
since the beginning of my married life, when my Mom told me it was
the best. Now that I am older and going through menopause, I find it
even better!

In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white
blouse. My unfeeling and uncaring husband started to berate me about

One thing led to another and I ended up with a lot of his blood on my
white blouse. I tried to get the stain out using a bargain detergent,
but it just wouldn't come out.

After a quick trip to the supermarket, I stopped and got a bottle of
liquid Tide with bleach. And to my surprise and satisfaction, all of
the stains came out! In fact, the stains came out so well, that some
detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests were
inconclusive and my attorney said that I would no longer be
considered a suspect!

I thank you, once again, for having such a great product. Well, gotta
go. I have to write a letter to the Hefty bag people... (trash bags)

Signed,
A relieved menopausal wife