Words of Wisdom

The doctor is the only man who can tell a woman to take off all her
clothes and then send the bill to her husband.

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Seen on a T-shirt:
I'm the kid your parents warned you about.
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The truth is ...
"You have to grow old before somebody will tell you that you look
young for your age."
~ Milton Berle
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Take my advice; I don't use it anyway.
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A key ring is a handy little gadget that makes it possible to lose all
your keys at once.
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Know how to prevent sagging? Just eat till the wrinkles fill out.
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It's scary when you start making the same noises as your coffeemaker.
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The golden years ... When actions creak louder than words.

Natalie

:D That is so true about key rings. Got a whistle activated key fob one Xmas and it helped a bit till SB started using a dog whistle. Now if I whistle I get Manic Morse making so much row I cant hear the bleeper!