WOMEN'S QUOTES

Inside every older woman is a young girl wondering what the hell happened.
- Cora Harvey Armstrong

The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.
-Helen Hayes- (at 73)

Whoever thought up the word "Mammogram"? Every time I hear it, I think I'm supposed to put my breast in an envelope and send it to someone.
- Jan King-

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.
- Carrie Snow-

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
- Erma Bombeck

Old age ain't no place for sissies.
- Bette Davis-

A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't.
-Rhonda Hansome-

Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
-Charlotte Whitton-

I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.
-Jennifer Unlimited-

If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.
-Catherine Aird-

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.
- Erica Jong-

I think---therefore I'm single.
-Lizz Winstead-

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
-Elayne Boosler-

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
- Maryon Pearson

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman.
- Margaret Thatcher-

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career.
- Gloria Steinem-

I never married, because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I

> have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late every night.

- Marie Corelli-

If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a noose around your neck?
-Linda Ellerbee-

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
-Zsa Zsa Gabor-

Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.
- Eleanor Roosevelt-

Margot

I love that one about ironing - here escaping from the blessed stuff!

Hurrah for Cora Harvey Armstrong and Catherine Aird!
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Funny - those are the ones I identify with most, as well!! :D

Heheh, I like those. :D

Excellent!! :D

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