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> > A guy falls asleep on the beach for several hours and gets a horrible
> > sunburn.
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> > He goes to the hospital and is promptly admitted after being
> > diagnosed in the emergency room with second-degree burns. He was
> > already starting to blister and in agony.
> >
> > The doctor prescribed continuous intravenous feeding with saline and
> > electrolytes, a sedative and a Viagra pill every four hours.
> >
> > The nurse, rather astounded, said, "What good will Viagra do him?"
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> > The doctor replied, "It will keep the sheets off his legs."