After liberty's recent resignation,and after much thought I have now decided on a career change, I am going to become an evil overlord, therefore I have made a few rules, which I decided on after watching many films (Flash Gordon, Starwars, Superman and last but not least Danger mouse).
1 I will design fortress hallways with no alcoves or protruding structural supports which intruders could use for cover in a firefight.
2 My pet monster will be kept in a secure cage from which it cannot escape and into which I could not accidentally stumble
3 No matter how well it would perform, I will never construct any sort of machinery which is completely indestructible except for one small and virtually inaccessible vulnerable spot.
4. Despite its proven stress-relieving effect, I will not indulge in maniacal laughter. When so occupied, it's too easy to miss unexpected developments that a more attentive individual could adjust to accordingly
5 I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one thing I want to know."
6 If the beautiful princess that I capture says "I'll never marry you! Never, do you hear me, NEVER!!!", I will say "Oh well" and kill her.
7 After I kidnap the beautiful princess, we will be married immediately in a quiet civil ceremony, not a lavish spectacle in three weeks' time during which the final phase of my plan will be carried out.
8 When I've captured my adversary and he says, "Look, before you kill me, will you at least tell me what this is all about?" I'll say, "No." and shoot him. No, on second thought I'll shoot him then say "No."
9 The hero is not entitled to a last kiss, a last cigarette, or any other form of last request.
10 If I am fighting with the hero atop a moving platform, have disarmed him, and am about to finish him off and he glances behind me and drops flat, I too will drop flat instead of quizzically turning around to find out what he saw.
11 I will not use any plan in which the final step is horribly complicated, e.g. "Align the 12 Stones of Power on the sacred altar then activate the medallion at the moment of total eclipse." Instead it will be more along the lines of "Push the button."
12 I will not design my Main Control Room so that every workstation is facing away from the door.
13 I will hire a talented fashion designer to create original uniforms for my Legions of Terror, as opposed to some cheap knock-offs that make them look like Nazi stormtroopers, Roman footsoldiers, or savage Mongol hordes. All were eventually defeated and I want my troops to have a more positive mind-set.
14 I will dress in bright and cheery colours, and so throw my enemies into confusion.
15 Finally, to keep my subjects permanently locked in a mindless trance, I will provide each of them with free unlimited Internet access on
AOL and BT internet


Robert trainee evil overlord

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Oops ...well , I suit maniacal laughter :D :D