This was also passed around in grade 8, still have no idea who wrote it lol

He and She

I'm sure you can imagine
It's as simple as can be,
The play is very common "The Players" He & She

She whispered "will it hurt",
"Of course not" he replied "It's a very simple process on me you can rely".
"Now calm yourself my darling"
His face was in a grin "just open a little wider and let me put it in".

It's hurting rather badly the tears were in her eye's,
It's getting painful it must be quite a sign.

All of a sudden she jumped and gave a shout.
"I didn't think you'd do it, I'm glad you pulled it out".

Now if you read this carefully
It's a DENTIST you will find.
It's not what YOU were THINKING
It's Just YOUR DIRTY MIND. :D

ttfn :)

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