A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He
can see from he nameplate that her name is Patricia
Whack.

"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take
a holiday."
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his
name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his
dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the
bank manager.

Patti explains that he will need to secure the loan
with some collateral. The frog says, "Sure. I have
this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about
half an inch tall - bright pink and perfectly
formed.

Very confused, Patti explains that she'll have to
consult with the
bank
manager and disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog
called Kermit Jagger
out
there who claims to know you and wants to borrow
$30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral."

She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what
in the world is this?" The bank manager looks back at
her and says...

.....

....

....

..."It's a knickknack, Patti Whack. Give the frog a
loan. His old man is a Rolling Stone."

You're singing it, aren't you?!!

Natalie :) :D