> > THE QUESTION IS: How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
> >
> > ANSWER
> >
> > Golden Retriever - The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our
> whole
> > lives ahead of us and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out
> > bulb.
> >
> > Border Collie - Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up
> to
> > code.
> >
> > Dachshund - You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
> >
> > Rottweiler - Make me.
> >
> > Boxer - Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
> >
> > Lab. - Oh, me, me!!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can
> I?
> > Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeze, please, please, please!
> >
> > German Shepherd - I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from

> > dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more
> > perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the
> > situation.
> >
> > Jack Russell - I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and
> > furniture.
> >
> > Old English Sheep Dog - Light Bulb?!! I'm sorry, but I don't see a light
> > bulb or lamp.
> >
> > Cocker Spaniel - Why Change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the
> > dark.
> >
> > Chihuahua - Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
> >
> > Pointer - I see it, there it is, there it is ...... right there......
> >
> > Greyhound - It isn't moving..... Who cares?
> >
> > Australian Shepherd - First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little
> > circle.
> >
> > Poodle - I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By

> > time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
> >
> > Bichon Frises- We always have a huge entourage... One of my people will
> > handle it....
> >
> > THE BEAGLE - Bring it here and let me sniff it
> >
> > THE CAT - Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So,
> the
> > real question is: How long will it be before I can expect some light,

> > dinner and a massage?
> >
> > ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS...........
> > CATS HAVE STAFF
> >