> > > > Two old ladies were outside their nursing home,
> > > > having a smoke when it started to rain.
> > > >
> > > > One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end,
> > > > put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.
> > > >
> > > > Lady 1: What's that?
> > > >
> > > > Lady 2: A condom.
> > > >
> > > > This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
> > > >
> > > > Lady 1: Where did you get it?
> > > >
> > > > Lady 2: You can get them at any chemist shop.
> > > >
> > > > The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local chemist
> > > > and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of

> > > > The guy, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of

> > > > She is, after all, over 80 years of age,
> > > > but very delicately asks what brand she prefers.
> > > >
> > > > Lady 1: Doesn't matter son, as long as it fits a Camel.
> > > >
> > > > The pharmacist fainted.