8 of Saddam Hussein's doubles were called to a meeting in a bunker in
Baghdad. Tariq Aziz walks in and says "I've got some good news and some
bad news. The good news is that Saddam is still alive." There is much
cheering and shouting and praising of Allah. Then one of the doubles
asks what the bad news is. Tariq Aziz answers "He only has one arm!"

Jo

Had to have that one explained to me! Hubby got it straight away though, then it was very funny.
I've had a tiring day!! :D

lol:D

Here's another, it's an old one so you may have heard it, but i think it's funny.

When does Saddam have his dinner?

When Tariq Aziz

I got that one!! :D

this is a few days old so maybe not new for everybody :

saddams son went shopping and bought loads of food. he put it in a cardboard box. when he got home saddam asked "why have you put the shopping in a box ?". his son replied "well, there's no bag dad"

sorry !