Having a bad day?

There was a case in one hospital's Intensive Care ward where patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11 A.M., regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had something to do with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths occurred around 11 A.M. on Sundays.

So a Worldwide team of experts was assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents. The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11 A.M., all doctors and nurses nervously wait outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses prayer books and other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits. Just when the clock struck 11:00... Pookie Johnson, The part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so that he could use the vacuum cleaner.

Still Having a Bad Day?

The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.

Still think you are having a bad day?

A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the
deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his Sony Walkman

STILL think you're having a bad day?

Two animal rights protesters were protesting the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly. The two hapless protesters were trampled to death.

What?! STILL having a bad day?

Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with "return to sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was the
bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.

There now, feeling better?

Yes :)

Much better ! :D

Hahaha :D
I bathed Taiko last night, forgetting hubby wasn't here to lift him in I stripped and tried to coax him in. I stood in the bath with him and shampooed his furry behind...daughter opened door resulting in virtual flood,2 drowned human rats,one flowing river running through house as dog charged around like speedy gonzales. To make matters worse my shampooing his furry butt obviously stimulated his anal glands because by the time I got dried and dressed Taiko had had an accident on the kitchen floor In dressing gown and trainers (very attractive) I scooped the poop and mopped the floor. Then comforted distraught pooch. After lulling him into a false sense of security I blow dried him into a Tina Turner lookalike :D I then had to proceed armed with bathroom mouse into no mans land (formerly the bathroom) and remove all fur clogging the plug hole ,ugh.
So it was a bad day, but your post has really cheered me up! :D

NOW you know why I take Hudson to a groomers :D :D :D

Mel :)

I know!!!!:D Just remember Melody, I know where you live.....I'm hatching a plot to switch dogs a few days before the next show:D
Out of curiosity, do you know another malamute called Hudson up in Scotland?
Julie:)

Switch dogs ??? ARE YOU MAD WOMAN??? :D :D :D

No , I didn't know about the other one ...I have heard of other Hudson's ..but not Mals :)

Mel :)

Yes we should live in fear there are two Hudsons, Jock Hudson is a contender in working circles. :D