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- By pamela Reidie [gb] Date 13.01.03 19:13 UTC
Hillary Clinton died and went to heaven. As she stood in front of St.Peter at the Pearly Gates, she saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.

She asked, "What are all those clocks?"

St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."

"Oh," said Hillary, "whose clock is that?"

"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."

"Incredible," said Hillary. "And whose clock is that one?"

St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."

"Where's Bill's clock?" asked Hillary.


"Bill's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as ceiling fan
- By Melodysk [gb] Date 13.01.03 19:16 UTC
*Laughs*

:D :D

Mel
- By SaraW [gb] Date 13.01.03 19:48 UTC
:D :D :D
- By Dawn B [gb] Date 13.01.03 20:14 UTC
:D :D :D :D
Dawn.
- By Iloveyorkies [gb] Date 13.01.03 21:43 UTC
LOVE IT!!!!!!!!! :D Shirl
- By Jean [gb] Date 14.01.03 15:53 UTC
Ooh Wicked :D
- By Snorri [us] Date 14.01.03 17:18 UTC
ROFLMAO!

How do you tell when a politician is lying?
His (/her) lips are moving.

Snorri
Twilight Zone cynic
:rolleyes:
- By Julieann [gb] Date 15.01.03 16:52 UTC
Nice one!!!!! :D :p !!! Julieann
Topic Other Boards / Foo / JOKE

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