A smile for a wet, dark Monday...........

Cinderella was now 75 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now
departed Prince, she happily sat in her rocking chair watching the world
go by with her cat Alan.

One afternoon, out of nowhere, appeared her Fairy Godmother. Cinderella
said, "Fairy Godmother, what are you doing here after all these years?"

The Fairy Godmother replied, "Well Cinderella, since you have lived a good
wholesome life since we last met, I have decided to grant you three

wishes. Is there anything for which your heart still yearns?"

Cinderella was overjoyed. "I wish I was extremely wealthy",she said.
Instantly,her rocking chair turned into solid gold. Alan, her cat, jumped
off her lap and ran to the edge of the porch quivering with fear.

"Oh thank you Fairy Godmother," said Cinderella."Is there anything else
you might wish for", asked the Fairy Godmother. Cinderella looked down at
her frail body, and said, "I wish I was young and full of the beauty I
once had." At once, her wish was granted. Cinderella felt feeling inside

her that she had not felt for years.

The Fairy Godmother said, "you have one wish remaining, what shall you
have?" Cinderella looked at her frightened cat in the corner and said,

"I wish you to turn Alan, my old cat, into a handsome young man."

Magically,Alan suddenly underwent a change, and then before them stood a
young man with the looks and body that no other man could match.

The Fairy Godmother again spoke "Congratulations Cinderella. Enjoy your
new life," and with that she was gone. For a few eerie moments, Cinderella
and Alan looked into each other's eyes. Cinderella sat breathless, gazing
at the most stunning perfect man she had ever seen.Then Alan walked over
to Cinderella and held her close in his muscular arms.

He leant in close to her ear and whispered in a warm breath,...
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"Bet you regret having my boll*ocks chopped off now, don't you?"

LOL :D :D :D
But they both should be completely thrilled that he's able to have "safe sex" --- no worries about odd little kittens appearing someday!!!! :D :D :P ;)

Lol :D

roflmso:D :D :D

Not sure whether this one might be a bit rude but .....

Two fleas had an arrangement to meet every winter in Miami for a vacation.
Last year when one flea gets to Miami, he's shivering and shaking. The other flea asks him, " Why are you shaking so badly?" The first flea says, " I rode down here from New Jersey in the moustache of a guy on a Harley."
The other flea responds saying, " That's the worst way to travel. Try what I do. Go to the New Jersey airport bar. Have a few drinks. While you are there, look for a nice stewardess. Crawl up her leg and nestle where its warm and cozy. Its the best way to travel that I can think of."
The first flea thanks the second flea and says he will give it a try next winter. A year goes by.....When the first flea shows up in Miami he's shivering and shaking again.
The second flea says, "Didn't you try what I told you?"
"Yes," says the first flea, "I did exactly as you said. I went to the New Jersey airport bar. I had a few drinks. Finally, this nice young stewardess came in. I crawled right up to her warm cozy spot. It was so nice and warm that I fell asleep. When I woke up, I was back in the moustache of a guy on a Harley"

Not sure wether to LOL or *snigger* under my breath (tis a bit rude :D )#
Ali
OK I will Roflol then :D

You made my day!!!! :D :D Shirl