THE MIRACLE OF BIRTH
VIDEO TAPE
Intended for all those who want to breed little fluffy in order to let their children experience the "miracle" of birth,this real-time video tape set can either substitute for home breeding or guide you in making the most of your breeding decision.
!Experience the joys of seeing a live puppy pop effortlessly from its mothers body and see her consume the bloody afterbirth!{most children will squeal with delight when seeing this for the first time-many will make a life long commitment to celibacy then and there.}
!Enjoy watching the frantic efforts of a breeder trying to resuscitate a still born puppy.
!see the hilarious actions of a bitch who searches for the puppy she thinks she just dropped but which was quickly tossedd into the waste basket because it was only a blackened, half developed fetus.
! Reserve a full 36 hours to see the entire set of tapes in one sitting to really share the drama,boredom,and exhaustion of the breeder as she labors to help her struggling bitch in extended labor.
!Watch as a breeder tries to recruit several helpers to carry her dying bitch to the car for transport to the nearest animal hospital in a futile attempt at saving the beloved family pet{seeing the children crying and asking what is happening is half the fun}
!Follow the fun as a breeder and his wife alternate duties during a full week of 4-hour bottle feedings with a fading puppy while also trying to keep 13 others dry and healthy!
AND,AS AN EXTRA ADDED ATTRACTION:
!Laugh with us at the madcap antics of a typical shelter worker as she accepts new animals while keeping a straight face as mom and dad assure little kevin that the nice lady will take VERY GOOD care of 8-year old foppy.Enjoy the thrills as she later shoves unwanted puppies and adult dogs into a gas chamber as she chokes back thhe tears and goes home to try and explain to her children what she does at work!
!And, for a limited time only, we will include free of charge the video tape of a recent arrest made by the local animal control officer who discovered that someone had falsely declared his male dogs neutered{to save on license fees} and then discovered he was planning to do the job himself at home!
The second half of the same bonus tape shows the charging of a backyard breeder who was tracked down from her telephone number which was all she ever gave out. This wonderful person would arrange to meet people at local shopping malls where she handed over her 4-5week old puppies for $120 each!We were all amazed to find that those 20 puppies she sold each year all came from the same single bitch and dog.
YES, if you,or your friend,are considering breeding fluffy to show children the "MIRACLE" of birth, be sure to get the video and show them the miracle of death at the same time!
We have high hopes for this video, following as it does on the temendous sucess of the first effort:"do it your self home vesectomy,featuring George "squeaky" Baker, and its sequel"Do it yourselff home explosives mixing,by Bob "lefty" Anderson.
!special to the first five purchasers, one frozen still-born puppy-just wait until you take it home and see how the kids 'eyes light up as the pup thaws!!

copyright1996,John.A.Mc Cormick, president and CEO, Noctural Aviation Videos. Reproduction of thhis advertisement in its entirety strongly encouraged.
Phone,e-mail, or posted orders NOT accepted, this tape only sold ONLY in person because I REALLY want to meet you.

well i think that says it all,

Beau,
While I don't like seeing indiscriminate and ignorant pet breeding, I have to be honest enough to say that this post is extremely poor taste, crass, and too sarcastic for it to be truly educational for any 'novice' :( :( :( :(
Sara

i don't find your post very pleasant or informative
beanundyl

what is the point of it?

Theresa

the point of my post is that i find so many people sending posts more and more each day asking how and when to breed there little pet dog when they dont have the first clue about breeding if this post stops only one inexperience person from breeding there pet, well then i think its a good thing. some{ not all}people think breeding is easy and go into it with both eyes shut and then problems occur. , and its the resulting puppys and the mothers of these such puppies that suffer.

hi , just wanted to say that before any one starts breeding they are a novice and a first timer~every one has to start at some point.I think the biggest problem is the lack of help given to people that want to get into this avenue.We collect our bitch in December , ive had a keen interest in the breed for many year~i have written to the kennel club more times than i care to recall asking how do i start in the world of dog showing?i have never yet recieved a reply.I too would love to breed in the future,but after spending time with my dog and getting to know what makes a good dog~and what dosent.I want to learn everything about the breed and the show world first....problem is no one's willing to let outsiders in!

Thankfully im not going to jump right ahead and do it anyway,i'll keep on pestering untill my minds at rest.I think too much of the breed to jump in without knowing EVERYthing.But what about those who dont respect the breed? who seek information and get snubbed...they might think " do it anyway" ...and make a huge mistake~all because they were not let into the sometimes " snobby" world of dog breeders and showers???????

Welcome to the forum Zoe :-)

You have come to the right place if you have questions to ask ;-) You will also find a mine of information if you trawl the various forums. There is also a search facility at the top of the forum page if you have a specific question too.

Enjoy!

dont know if you received my second post but i wrote :
sorry maybe using the word novice was the wrong choice of word, as you can see i have changed the heading of my post hope this meets with your approval, yes some novices do, do thher homework before they breed and aftearall we where all novices once, but if this post stops one idiot from breeding there pet dog for all the wrong reasons , well i think thats a job welll done ,ive seen it with my own eyes people breeding to make a llittle extra cash,and believe me it is little if you give your bitch and puppies the best possible care , breeding dogs is not the best best way to make bundles of cash

Hi Beau,
Yes, I noticed you changed the heading :) I know you mean well. :) Perhaps it's just me, but I just don't care for the 'shock value' of the entire post. Sorry. Not my style, especially for 'adult educational purposes' :(

Perhaps it might "stop" one person, I don't know. I wanted to stop reading halfway through it, just in disgust at the heavy hateful sarcasm. :( I don't think that many people would recognize themselves in that...but I could be wrong. I quite often am :rolleyes: ;) :)

I did find this flow chart and 'common sense guidelines' on a breed club's web page to be quite helpful and informative.
A tad less inflamatory and very clearly written.... what do you think? :)
toodles

Sorry, Beau, I agree with the others - the post does nothing , I suspect, except irritate people. It just implies that whoever wrote it in the first place was in an position of superiority, and out to shock everybody else into submission.

Educate, by all means except this - not shock horror tactics, but straight forward education - with basic visual facts

Jo and the Casblaidd Flatcoats

I find this posting very inflammatory,very condisending ( sp ! ) and a host of all other words I can't think of at this hour of the morning .I have no intentions of breeding but if I did I would be inclined to think who th e h* ll are you to speak to me this way ,in fact it would probably push me down the ' I'll show you' route '
the very fact that people come on to a forum and ask questions shows they have some responsability about them .
yes, there are indiscriminate breeders about and yes there are people who have a litter for friends - but there are indiscriminate people in all walks of life and ranting at them has never shown to have any effect .
the minute you atart to 'talk down to your audience ' you have lost them and I'm afraid that is what you have done for me .
I am a novice owner but I would rather listen to the calm voice of reason and logic than shock /horror sarcasm tactics -after all we are adults ( aren't we ! )
Liz :)

Well ...running the risk of incurring the wrath of everyone else (apparantly) I thought this was very good.

It shows the HUGE down sides to breeding ..the things that a lot of people wouldnt think of....or that they would close their eyes to

Melody

Well......I was a little annoyed when I first read the post, being a little sensitive to the issue at the moment:(:(:(
I felt that this included a dig at my post a couple of days ago and I HOPE that this is not the case.
We have been in the world of dogs for over 10 years and have a combined total of 62 years in the medical profession,whilst this has nothing to do with the issue, we could do nothing to stop the events that transpired, that doesn't mean we are novice or irresponsible, but unfortunately it's down to sheer bad luck.
You will never stop indiscriminate breeding by people who probably have never and will never log onto a forum such as this.
I think that the majority of people that use this site do so to glean information and advice from amateurs and professionals alike.
Having read the post a few more times I hear what's being said, but it's like preaching to the converted,those that use this site will probably agree with trying to stamp out irresponsible and indiscriminate breeding for either financial gain or purely for the sake of it,but those who are out there for that purpose will probably not take any notice of the post at all.
This post will annoy and irritate the vast majority of people who are responsible and are well aware that breeding is not a bed of roses, and I doubt whether anyone reading the post will be encouraged to re consider breeding or not.
Or maybe I am being TOO naive!!!

well I've read it again and again and while ,yes, I can see the message ,I find the way points are put across just gross :(
Herbiedax what you went through last week was awfull and you do not need to justify yourself to anyone .
Liz

?? I did understand the post, but found it very upsetting and crude. I've been reading the post's on champdogs for many months now, most of the members only have the best interests of there dog's at hand, and even if there where puppy farmers who that applied to, I don't think many of them are member's!! I think you mean well, but please credit us with some common sense!! :-(

Carter ..the trouble is not with the vast majority of Chamdoggers ..but we get a large amount of *Guests* posts where they are asking *can you help me find a stud dog for my 1 year old bitch* etc etc ...some folk (NOT Champdoggers) just look on it as an easy way to make a buck :(

Melody

Ican understand that Melody but to say---watch the childrens eyes light up as they watch a frozen pup thaw C'mon :(
( I know that wasn't word for word )
It is a serious subject worthy of serious discussion -not for black comedy ( actually I like alot of black comedy but this is not even that , I just found the whole post revolting and patronising )
LIZ :)

It was the DIY home vasectomy that really turned me off this post. What normal person would even think of 'saving money' in this manner? :( As for abnormal individuals -- I don't think they would be interested in this board's opinion :rolleyes:

I think that the point about the home vasectomy saving money is akin to the fact that many people think that it will make them money to have pups - and do not think of the consequences first, second or in most cases at all. I have had exactly these things happen to me - and had i not known all idid them my bitch would definately have been lost... The point is people donot think.. and the majority of guests who come on here do not come for advice about stud dogs etc but want to find one easily and cheaply... they want someone to contact tham and say - "sure, use mine" and thats as far as their thinking actually goes.

Yes, this post was in bad taste, and could have been put better - but the fact was it is going for a reaction and it got one... I just hope that any people who read this dont think that it is merely shock value... belive it, this happens much more commonly than most believe and it truly is this nasty, and shocking and disgusting - but, above all, it is true!

what a nasty message,

Can not decide what to think of this post

Did not like the bit about the gas chamber though :(