A man owned a small farm in Scotland.

The Inland Revenue claimed he was not paying proper wages to his staff and
sent a representative out to interview him.

"I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them." the rep
demanded.

The farmer replied "Well, there's my farm hand who's been with me for 3
years. I pay him 200 pounds a week plus free room and board.The cook has
been here for 18 months, and I pay her 150 per week plus free room and
board.

Then there's the half-wit. He works about 18 hours every day and does about
90% of all the work around here. He makes about 10 pounds per week and pays
his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of whiskey every Saturday
night. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally."

"That's the guy I want to talk to - the half-wit." says the rep.

The farmer replied "That would be me."

ROLFL

:-D :-D

That is so funny

Good one :)

Likin' that one!!

lol