I dont make them up - I only pass them on - this is what goes round the City offices!!!! Please don't take offence!

Three dogs, a Doberman, a Boxer, and a Labrador are sitting in the waiting room at the vet's office when they strike up a conversation. The Doberman turns to the Boxer and says, "So why are you here?" The Boxer replies, "I'm a
pee-er. I pee on everything-the sofa, the cat, the kids. But the final straw
was last night, when I peeed in the middle of my owner's bed." The Doberman
says, "So what is the vet going to do?" "Lethal injection," came the reply from the sad Boxer.
The Doberman then turns to the Labrador and asks, "Why are you here?" The Labs
says, "I'm a digger. I dig under fences, dig up flowers and trees, I dig just for the hell of it. When I'm inside, I dig up the carpets. "So what are they going to do to you?" the Doberman inquired. "Lethal injection," the dejected Labrador said.

The Labrador then turns to the Doberman and asks what he's at the vet's office
for. "I'm a humper," the Doberman says. "I'll hump anything. I'll hump the cat, a pillow, the table, fire hydrants, whatever. I want to hump everything I see. Yesterday, my owner had just got out of the shower and was bending down to dry her toes, and I just couldn't help myself, I hopped on her back and started humping away."

The Boxer and Labrador exchange a sad glance and say, "So, lethal injection for you too, huh?" The Doberman says, "No, no, I'm here to get my nails clipped."

LOL @ Lokis Mum. So what do you do with a Dobermann who pees, digs and humps ???????? Nails clipped, and THEN lethal injection ;)??????????????

Beth