A Canadian man was having coffee and croissants with butter and jam

> > in a diner when an American man, chewing gum, sat down next to him. The
> > Canadian ignored the American, who, nevertheless, started up a
> > conversation. The American snapped his gum and said, "You Canadian folk
> > eat the whole bread?" The Canadian frowned, annoyed with being bothered
> > during his breakfast, and replied, "Of course." The American blew a huge
> > bubble. "We don't. In the States, we only eat what's inside. The crusts
> > we collect in a container, recycle them, transform them into croissants
> > and sell them to Canada." The American had a smirk on his face. The
> > Canadian listened in silence. The American persisted. "D'ya eat jelly
> > with the bread?" Sighing, the Canadian replied, "Of course." Cracking
> > his gum between his teeth, the American said, "We don't. In the States,
> > we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and
> > leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell
> > it to Canada." The Canadian then asked, "Do you have sex in the States?"
> > The American smiled and said, "Why of course we do." The Canadian leaned
> > closer to him and asked, "And what do you do with the condoms once
> > you've used them?" "We throw them away, of course." Now it was the
> > Canadian's turn to smile. "We don't. In Canada, we put them in a
> > container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them
> > to the United States." Ain't it great to be CANADIAN!? HELL
> > YES!!!!!!!!!!

And another..I have been laugh like mad at this one..

Fiona you should like the pair of them..

Did you hear about the teacher who was helping one of
her kindergarten students put on his boots?
He asked for help and she could see why. With her
pulling and him pushing, the boots still didn't want to go on. When the
second boot was on, she had worked up a sweat. She almost whimpered
when the little boy said,
"Teacher, they're on the wrong feet." She looked and sure enough, they were.

It wasn't any easier pulling the boots off than it was putting them on.
She managed to keep her cool as together they workedto get the boots
back on this time on the right feet. He then announced, "These aren't my boots."

She bit her tongue rather than get right in his face and scream,
"Why didn't you say so?" like she wanted to. Once again she struggled to
help him pull the ill-fitting boots off. He then said, "They're my brother's
boots. My Mom made me wear them today."

She didn't know if she should laugh or cry. She mustered up the grace
and courage she had left to wrestle the boots on his feet again. She said,
"Now, where are your mittens?" He said, "I stuffed them in the toes of my boots..."

Her trial starts next week.

Love the last one - it has gone all round my workplace -although both good

Gina

Excellent :D :D :D :D :D

That's now winging it's way to Chris at work :)

Fiona
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Dare I ask who is at work ...LOL Me

I'm supposed to be working - Jonathon and I are supposed to be learning French, but it's so nice outside that he's doing some gardening.

The French can wait till this evening :)

Fiona
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There are no doubts pros and cons to what you are doing but I really commend you for it, I wished I had done the same with Jade but we do what we think is right at the time. She is now 12.

Glad it made you laugh and it is a nice day and I am stuck in this office but one day I am going to stop working I mean it....LOL

Pam