Deer Arnties,

Storm here! O:        (Internashunul Con Merchant and frend to all little furry creetshers... <- but more of that later!)
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I would just like the Arnties to kno I am not wearing a dress!!
( Mum hav mayd me write that! she wonted me to be an alternative queen at furst in my speech!? now she hav me in a dress!?)

Once agane it is that time where i am waiting for the Baby Cheeses to come and give peas on earth for all men :-D
(Me and the red ewok are hoping fore Bones! I don't kno why you would wont Peas? maybe mum will take them to work and put them in a shooter for the stewdents wot burn owr Christmust Tree in Trafalger sqwhere... to make them peas full?)

It hav been a bizzy year!
Mum hav been in a bad mood coz she  hav been bizzy at work she hav been writing a training package for Custardy...
This is not fair!
When me and the ewok hav training with mum we get a measley bit of sausage, but when mum do the training at work for wot to do with the bad peeple, they put the bad peeple in Custardy!!! (I wud like that... wonder if it's Ambrosia, thats my fayvorit!)

The little red ewok hav been a bit poorly, she hav had an absess on her tail but nobody cud see it because she hav a bog brush for a tail! and then one day it hav exploded! and verybody got gunged!! It was briiiiiiiiiliunt!! (I larfed) She is ok now she have Aunty Bionics from the Vet! ( I wos a bit jealous becorse I wont to be Bionic... but mum hav said she doesn't wont me anymore bluddy bionic than I already am! >Grin<)

Speeking of Arnties, my Arntie ChristineW hav given us a brillliunt presunt!
I hav a Gurlfrend!
*Blush*
She is a Selkirk Rex cat, she hav told me that Rex is the Latin wurd for a Queen!
I hav sed "No, you're Regina!"
and she hav slapped me!!! (and told me that is no word to be used for a pussy!)

HG: "Stooooooooooooooorm!! what have I told you about being rude...!? Don't make me put the parental controls on again"
Storm: "he,he,he" *Muttley laugh*

It hav also been a sad yeer, The Rainbow bridge saw too many of my CD frends >sad< but Mum hav sed me and ewok can leave one of each of owr bones outside for Saint Knickerless to take back to them when he hav finished his mince pie and port :-)
(Maybe this is why he is called Saint knickerless... they do not fit after all the Mince pies he hav eaten??)

HG: Stoooooooooorm!!!
Storm: *More Muttley giggles* (and typically: no Husky remorse but sheer delight in being naughty!!)

Mum is about to pull the plug So I better say quick...
~ Happy Christmust Arnties!! Hope you get your peas and the baby Cheeses brings you lots of Chocerlat!! Keep up the good work of keeping mum bizzy on the interweb so me and the ewok and the Kings from selkirk can carry on beeing naughty and she don't notice!!~

Lots of love and Husky "Woooo- woooo's"
from
Storm O:
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Up to your usuall brilliant standard Storm...thank you,
I hope St Knickerless brings you lots of loverly meaty bones and you have a great day, A very happy Christmas to you, your Mummy and of course the Ewok...not forgetting Pussy Galore!!!!
Love licks and snuggles from the Bernese girlies and thier Mummy and Daddy. xxxx

> they put the bad peeple in Custardy!!! (I wud like that... wonder if it's Ambrosia, thats my fayvorit!)
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Oh Storm if only ;-)

> Lots of love and Husky "Woooo- woooo's"

And to you too Stormy... I can't believe that you've fallen for a cat and then called her Regina!!! No wonder you got pawed :-)

Happy Xmas Storm and Little Red...Have a fab time from the Bernese boys down the road :-D

Thank you sooo much, I was having a rubbish day so far and now have tears running down my face and my podgy sides are laughing so much.

Be good for Saint Knickerless :)

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Thank you so much, great entertainment.
From over the water here to 'Ewok' and the 'Con Merchant', may you haves loads of bones for Christmas and may your mum enjoy the peas......

Karen, Jack  n'Chelsxxxx

Woof, Wooooo, Wooof wuff wuff, Grrr, woo wooo wuf.

Mine cant speak english yet, but they're working on it.

Storm, you really should nick the computer off your mum more often xxxxxx Love your entries :D :D
HG, you really shouldnt stop him!!!!
Lea :) :) :)

Merry crimbo Storm from the dark destroyer and Princess Missy xxx

Oh Storm, I do love you!!!

If you ever fancy a trip 'Oop Norf' come and visit Arntie Paula!!

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> Speeking of Arnties, my Arntie ChristineW hav given us a brillliunt presunt!
> I hav a Gurlfrend!
> *Blush*
> She is a Selkirk Rex cat, she hav told me that Rex is the Latin wurd for a Queen!
> I hav sed "No, you're Regina!"
> and she hav slapped me!!!

Nice to see she has inherited her mother's tortietude!   Hope would be proud of you, Miss M.

Mary Christmas Storm and Little Red and not forgetting Liv :-) Harley and Cooper say keep up the good work Storm and have a very happy New Year. Cooper wants to know if, instead of waiting for the Baby Cheeses to appear, you would like a share of a huge Stilton he managed to snaffle this morning - there is more than enough to go round and it comes pre-chewed and ready digested :-O

Storm your mum was meant to bring you here to take some of our snow away.

Treacle says she has been slapped by a cat too - mum has raggydolls but treacle is very sad she can't drag them around by their tails! She thinks that you all need barking lessons from Bramble - no cats ever slap her - not fair!
We saw you opening your presunt on facebook - it was cool - treacle and teasel say that they got squeakies too but bramble got a HUGE chew and wouldn't even give them a wee bit!!

Have a lovely christmas - and we hope you get to sneak on again before the baby cheeses brings the chocolate eggs!!

M x

Stormieeeee!  We lurve you muchly (itz Misty & Foxy your Essex gurls).  We hope you had a happy Kissmas, we did but no get baby cheeses or peaz juss big burd.  You are very handsome (giggle snort) and lucky to have a katz, but not gurlfiend, you sed we were the only ones, we your jellus gurlfriends now.  You grow kat big for next kissmas and then eat it and we help. Itz good plan, yes?

We lurve you lotz and would lurve to have gud sniffs and licks wiff you .  (Red Ewok might get sniffs if the abcess has gone, eeeewwwww!)

M&F 
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