LOL, sorry, can't think of another way of phrasing this.

I have the Book of the Bitch which I consider to be my bible for the gals.  Even after having owned bitches for 22 years, I still find that book amazing.
e are getting a male pup and I was wondering if there is the equivalent for the dogs. I could use a refresher course, and I make my DH read them as well!  It's been far too long since I had a male.

Thanks in advance.  :)

Nope - but I would have loved to read it, having been chosen by a male pup after only ever living with bitches myself! :)

could do with one for the male human !

could do with one for the male human !

Would be a really small book, not much in there to understand lol

Starting with how to lower a toilet seat and a vacumum can not make you sterile.

Actually not missing the toilet would be an ideal start, forget putting seats up or down..

That was in the introduction page.......

No, no ladies, those are training books!  That's a whole other issue!  ;)

Ah war and peace type training books - sorry mine has never been house trained!! let alone agility or anything?

agility ???? nearly split my sides laughing these days agility is finding the remote control when hes sat on it . Now obedience that could be agood one

Sorry op rather gone off the point

LOL, no problem - nice to have a good guffaw once in awhile.

To go back on topic I'd like a book about the boys.  There seem to be 'truths' oft repeated that might be nice to find in one place.  Examples: Lots of males are worried/frightened/fearful/nervous of puppies.  The 'green stuff' is quite normal!  Neutering is not always the answer.  What to do if your male has to share a house/neighbourhood with an in season bitch.  What is posturing.  When to worry about...  etc

I'm surprised no one has written such a thing - you'd imagine there is a market for it :)