I'm sorry - I know I shouldn't laugh - but it is a pity that the dog didn't bite lower!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-11654631

:)  :)  ..........Love that dog!!!  :)

>it is a pity that the dog didn't bite lower!

Dog Takes a Bite Out of Flasher's Manhood

The report made me laugh with the statement "The offender is described as slim, about 5ft 2ins tall and with "large, bluey-brown" eyes."  The womans dog took a lunge at and a chunk out of a nearly naked man and she was looking at his eyes ROFL

LOL that's so funny !!!

"The animal seems to have acted instinctively and was not urged to attack the offender.

No surely if the dogs was acting instinctively, it would have though of his belly first and gone for the mans fatty and grizzled meaty looking part..lol

"Mmmmm...." thinks dog. "Chipolata?"

depends could have been cocktail lol

That's a good one - however it was a terrier - it must have jumped up pretty high to get his arm.  You would have thought it would have bitten his ankle.

I reckon the terrier was bright and decided to disarm him.

I didn't think it bit his arms ...! ;-)

> I didn't think it bit his arms ...! ;-)

Not intentionally, anyway. ;)

It then bit him on the upper right arm.

> It then bit him on the upper right arm.

I thought it was his left.;) Either way it should have been somewhere much more sensitive. Don't you agree ceejay? Dirty man. lol

Oh dear this has brought tears to my eyes, I bet it did him as well - def a John Wayne limp.

Shame the dog was not BARF fed or it might have been more painful !!!

might stop him getting his meat and two veg out in public ....! :)