Appologies everyone (If there was ever a time we needed that 'roll your eyes' smillie back it's now!!) After a years ban from internet use (after he dragged last years Christmas tree up the stairs.. and too many more misdemeanours to mention)and not being allowed to do his 'blog' He's back....
(You might want to grab the Gin for this one... I know I have!)

O: Deer Arnties! Wooo-wooooo! Storm hear!  O:
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It hav been a loooong yeer since larst I sore you all, but now that the Baby Cheeses is coming Mum hav sed it is a time for Furgiveness >grin<
[As a Husky I am forever giving my Fur!! I just had a coat blow.. !?]

It hav been a good yeer >grin<
Mum hav got a condemnation at work from the Commishoner! [HG: Commendation Storm!! it's very different]
Yes, Mum hav got a condemnation which meens she hav got to go to Scotland and stand in a yard and howld hands wiv the commishoner and sumbody takes a photo ov them holding hands! [HG: Scotland yard Storm and we were shaking hands!!]
Ok, Mum wos howlding hands with the comishoner and she wos shaking... becorse if you howld hands with a man it meens you love him. [HG: Stooooorm!!]

>Husky grin<

We hav mooved howse I thort I wud miss living on the Rivor but we have mooved into a wooden howse, Mum seys it is a Lodge, but there are no men with rolled up trousers..hahahahaha... she finks this is funny?... I hav no idea what she is torking about. But there are a gazzillion Cedar trees around the howse wich meens ((((((SQWIRRRROLS!!!!))))))))) Woot!!
[HG: Storm.. are you going to tell them about when you got stuck half way up the Monkey puzzle tree and howled like a girl for me to come and rescue you!!??]

I am sorry Arnties... mum hav been drinking the grape juice wot maykes her fall over.. *cough* I dont think she is remembering things two well....

My big acheeevment is that I have not eaten the Kittehs! The Kittehs live in our new howse and mum hav sed they are speshul as they were bread by Arntie Christine.... Bread??Arntie Christine hav made a kitteh sandwich for me!!?? <- Mum wos not amused by this...

Larst night Mum caught me in bed with the Kittehs!! Mum worries I will eat them... Pfffffft they have daggers on ther feet!!! If they want to come and lie on me wen I am curled up on the bed I am not going to argue with them!! they are littol Ninja's in cute suits!! Plus I hav worked owt that I now have 2 extra aminuls in which to blayme things on... Mum is not convinced that Little Red the Eurayshun is responsibul for all the bad things that happon in the howse! so now when Mum showts
"Whooooooooo did this!!!!!!!??????"
I am going to push the little furry dagger feet things forward and they can take the blayme >Grin<

Well Arnties that is all from me, we are going sledging! I hope you all have a nice day on the Burfday of the baby Cheeses. Peas and love to all... even Kittehs.... but not Sqirrols! :-D
~A big thank-you to the Arnties who kept mum smiling while she's bogged down and having a Howse move! Espesjully Loki's mum who was on the verge of kidnap and driving her to the hospital herself!! lol~
~ And a 'Last Post' Husky howl for my  Champdog frends who left to the Bridge this year~

Anyone else got an Alternative Queens speach or a year in review???

Priceless!  :-)  Just got on to the computer at quarter past midnight - Great to hear from Storm and HG - congratulations for your condem... sorry I am doing it now - commendation this year HG.  As for reviews of the year - can't match the funny antics of Storm but my Meg is starting to give other dogs on the agility circuit a run for their money at last.  Only fun shows so far but watch out 2010!  However we will have a move soon and that will upset things - Meg really doesn't like any upheaval at all - and as for cats!  My son has two little cats who don't know what their claws are for - no survival instinct at all.  I really do fear for their little lives with rabbit killer Meg living next door.  If they have any sense at all they will stay in their own garden. 

hilarious HG, it took me to the last mention of the baby cheeses to realise what storm was talking about - I had some crazy babybel image going on - doh!

I really enjoyed that , Christmas is a sad time for me as its when I lost Inga but that really helped
Thanks Storm and Liv of course.
Sharon x

> ((((((SQWIRRRROLS!!!!)))))))))

LMAO, Storm you one heck of a character..

My boys would love to meet you and your > Little Red the Eurayshun.

I hope you are very proud of your mummy and her > condemnation at work from the Commishoner

Well done Liv on that BTW...

Young man, you touch one hair on those kittens head - or anywhere else - I'll send their mother down and she knows or shows no mercy!   She's not a tortie for nothing!   ;-)

Yeah he's back n funnier than ever!! Hope you're on your best behaviour now storm so there will be plenty of more blogs to come!!! Glad to hear you like your new home, molly has also moved to the countryside n is loving having a pond to swim in everyday!!! Wet dog smell everywhere!!!

Hope everyone on cd had a fabulous Xmas & may I wish you all a prosperous & happy 2010!!

Wooo hoooo!  Thank you Storm it was a wonderful Queen's speech. I shall not tell Misty and Foxy that you are a queen 'cos they will be very disappointed. Big sloppy wet kisses and sniffs have been sent as usual.  :-D

oh,that was so funny,you should write a book!I laughed out loud!Ive got dogs and kittens too.Thanks for that!