So who would you choose ?

Here's mine :

kiss ;  the whole of the Everton team after Sunday's victory .

marry ; no one other than my hubby .

Push off a cliff ; too many to mention but they would include Amanda Holden , Princes William and Harry , 'Queen' Camilla and the whole of Manchester United .

It'd be interesting if people gave their reasons for their choices, especially if they include people they've never met. Is it the hype they like/dislike?

Kiss: Sian Bean (SP!) well Sharp really...it's those tight trousers that do it for me!!! LOL
Marry: O.H..again and again and again, Sad isn't it? but I couldn't live without him!
Push off a cliff...well we could start with Gordon Brown ! closely follwed by Mr Darling! Why? well just look around you!!!
Aileen

Ooo this is hard! :)
Kiss:  Corey Feldman from Goonies, The lost boys, etc (yummy!)
Marry: well apart from my hubby (of course!) err Ryan Phillippe from Cruel Intentions, if he is not available then it would be a very rich man who would not mind living on a ranch somewhere with all me animals!
Push off a Cliff: way to many to mention but to start with Gordon Brown, Puppy farmers throughout the world, and Ryan Phillippes wife Reece Whithersppon (sp) so I can have him all to myself! :)

Gemini - I think they are divorced now so you can have him ;-)

Kiss - Sir Guy of Gisborne (he needs some loving - forget about Marion, have me!)

Marry - OH of course

Push off a cliff - where to begin? Alec Salmond and the SNP party lol

Kiss: Brad Pitt

Marry:Brad Pitt

Push off a cliff: Angelina Jolie

:-D :-D :-D

> Push off a Cliff: way to many to mention but to start with Gordon Brown, Puppy farmers throughout the world, and Ryan Phillippes wife Reece Whithersppon (sp) so I can have him all to myself!

Can we save Reece, on the grounds that she divorced Ryan some time ago ... mind you, if you like Jake Gyllenhall she may still have to go!

M.

ROFL @ Dakkobear :-p  :-p  :-p  -  are you a Brad fan at all :-D

Kiss - Phillip Glenister

Marry - Phillip Schofield

Push off a cliff - My husband

> Push off a cliff - My husband

hahahahahahahahaha :)

Push off a cliff - My husband :-D :-D  Bungee him just in case it doest work out with phillip :-D

kiss-jason isaacs-he's got a twinkle in his eye of hidden naughtiness.

marry-my john-he had a twinle in his eye too.

anthea redfern,grant bovey(why can't he remember his wife's name?),because they are so smug looking,tony blair,aka phoney tony,cherie blair-you can't have one without the other.that advert where that srange child says"i want ay pooh"-i never get to the remote in time to swop channels,oh and anyone who eats with their mouth open.oh and all the horrible nasty people-that's enough for now.i'm afraid my cliff bottom is piled so high it's as big as the cliff!

ryan phillipe is available,gemini05,reece witherspoon lives with jake gyllenhall now and they make a lovely couple.

Kiss - I think I might have said Phillip Glenister but he is a bit topical and
        I suspect will be covered in too much slober just now :-) so I shall
         opt for Christopher Eccleston.

Marry - In real life nobody ever except Hubbie but if we exclude hubbies
           (and I feel we should, if only to save poor crinklecuts hubby :-D)
           I think I shall say "I do" to Mark Owen.  Not just because he is
          minted :-P but because he is an all round nice guy from what I
          know of him (used to live next door to chums).  Artistic, down to
          earth, loves the countryside and cocker spaniels!  Could live with
          him I feel :-)!

Push off a cliff : Gordon Ramsey.  Typifies the sort of aggressive, arrogant,
                       mysogonist that gets on my wick.  Foul mouthed too.

Kiss :- my husband if he is given leave tonight for a couple of hours to come home :-D

Marry :- my husband of course :-D

Push off a cliff :- my husband if he does come home but doesn't bring at least a card for our 9th wedding anniversary today! :D (or indeed if he doesn't come home he will still be pushed off that cliff because that means I won't get a card today for our wedding anniversary!! :-D :-D)

Is that cheating?? :-D :-D

Kiss: er........ Would like to try out a few, but maybe not keep them..... I always liked Harrison Ford, and Sean Connery, in the younger set maybe Johnny Depp? mmmm oooo too many to choose from....

Marry: Mmmmmm been there done that.... think I'd rather be the mistress or the one whose husband works away all the time and pops home every now and then you know like every two or three years, or somebody well off enough to keep in the style to which I'd like to become accustomed! lol

Push off a cliff.... Well lets start with Margaret Thatcher, and my ex mother-in-law then move on to my ex husband and all fat greedy bankers and politicians whose snouts have been in the troughs for far too long! And the top staff at the RSPCA!

Kiss: Phillip Schofield, the Greek guy who used to be in Londons Burning, Paul Young

Marry: Mmm.. my OH (although I am not the marrying type)

Push off a cliff: (It would have to be a big cliff) !!! The Beckhams, Kerry Katona, Gordon Ramsay, Naomi Campbell, Dannii Minogue, Katie Price, the entire Government and some others which I will keep to myself !!! :-)

> Kiss: Brad Pitt
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> Marry:Brad Pitt
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> Push off a cliff: Angelina Jolie
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> :-D :-D :-D

Marion, that's cracked me up.

Kiss: Steve Leonard

Marry: Steve Leonard

Push off a cliff: I'm with Isabel on this, Gordon Ramsay.   Also Davina MacColl, anyone on Big Brother, I'm a Celeb & all that muck.  Probably have more but they'll do for starters.

Kiss - Criss Angel, see if we can levitate?????  LOL

Marry - Jesse Spencer (Dr Chase from House MD).  Love him, and his accent.  Gotta love the "Aussie Hottie"

Push off a cliff: all the ex men in my life! 

This is a good thread, nice one St.Domingo!! :)

Kiss - the list is long & varied but the short version is - Brad Pitt <swoon>, Jon Bon Jovi, Take That (yep the whole band yum yum yum), David Beckham, Keifer Sutherland

Marry - my soon to be OH (don't think anyone else could put up with me?!?) ;)

Push off a cliff - the person who gave me norovirus & ruined my Easter :(

Kiss : My OH and Rob Lowe
Marry : My OH
Push off a cliff : Well were do I start, so many to choose and so little time to push :-)

Kiss : Titus Pullo

Marry : Titus Pullo

Push off a cliff : anyone who says he is only a TV actor.......

I'm sitting here with tears of laughter running down my face at your 'cliff' list poppity, it's longer than mine would be and I'm a right grumpy old moo when I get going!!! BTW I hate that poo ad too :-D And whoever Paul is he won't be impressed at some random child having a poo in his house, I'm sure.

Anyway....

kiss - Kiefer Sutherland, he gets yummier as he gets older ;-)

marry - my OH of course

cliff - whingers, people who expect things to be done for them and think that the world owes them a living, people with no manners - I think I've covered a good deal of the general population without mentioning specific names :-D

Claire

Kiss : Beckham (kissing stops him talking so couldn't marry)

Marry: OH doesn't want to, but has said he would if he got to wear the dress! (just another way of ensuring I don't try to force the issue), so this would have to be Stephen Fry (yes I know he's gay but i love QI, and conversation would always be interesting). Or DAvid James (the Portsmouth Goalie), good body, nice to look at and surprises me with how eloquent he is when interviewed, seems like a jolly nice chap.

Push off a cliff: Ronaldo, (i know he's talented but I just want to punch him), Chavs, children who walk around playing music through their mobiles (why??), people who can't park/drive/use their mirrors! Oh the list could go on and on - I may have to come back and edit!!

Titus Pullo?  Have to google him now, never heard of him!

Kiss :  Dave Grohl

Marry  :  Dave Grohl  (if current hubby didn't mind)

Push off cliff  :  ALL footballers... arrogant bunch of *******

Titus pullo was on the Bbc2 drama series Rome...my fella bought me the box sets..and every sunday we go to bed early and watch 2 episodes of it..well WE did until last week when due to Titus being overwhelmingly sexy i caalled Dave Titus and we only watched one episode and i now have to watch it alone.....apparently he wasnt a fictonal charector according to historical records...

Kiss :- Sean Bean he is the toffs bit of rough.

Marry:- My OH after 18 years I still fancy him like mad.

Push off a cliff:- Mp's in general, Bankers who made off with million £ handshakes, Kerry Katona, Puppy farmers with a brick around their necks and anyone who finds it fun to attack, maim or kill anything smaller than they are in particular hurting kids and animals.

Kiss : Daniel Craig

Marry : Daniel Craig

Push off Cliff ; Where do I start!!!

Kiss: Jonny Depp 'cos he is a very very gorgeous and talented actor and doesn't do the celeb thing.#
Marry: My OH and we'd have a proper party second time.
Push Off a Cliff: The choice is endless but the first that come to mind are: Princesses Beatrice and Eugenie and any other junior royal hangers on.  The geldofs including Bob - all dreadful.  Cilla Black, just dreadful.  Definately Gordon Ramsey (could definately kiss Marco!).  I think I'll stop there.  :D

i know,hairyloon-poor paul.we need to know who he is.might push him off the cliff too for having that strange child as a friend.i was a good person before i started pushing people off cliffs-might have to shove myself off now-oh dear.x

Poppity, you must have a sore arm :-)

i have and a sore head too from thinking about who's going on the pile!x

kiss: gerard butlar (yum)

Marry: i suppose my other half if i can convince him lol

Push off a cliff: a man called malcom who works for one of our suppliers and who frequently drives me bonkers

> Titus pullo was on the Bbc2 drama series Rome

i love him :) (and rome generally) but he's terribly naughty lol

> Marry - Jesse Spencer (Dr Chase from House MD).&nbsp; Love him, and his accent.&nbsp; Gotta love the "Aussie Hottie"
>

he's a bit of an idiot in house though! he's a meanie!

cute though :)

> Jesse Spencer (Dr Chase from House MD

aka billy from Neighbours!! :) lol

he's a bit of a meanie though!

>> Jesse Spencer (Dr Chase from House MD
> aka billy from Neighbours!! :-) lol
>

ha! thought I recognised the name!!

Anne & Billy.....old skool!

i think its the fact he was so naughty that makes him appeal to me!! Dave wants to know why i am with him when i really want a man like Titus...

Kiss: Ben Affleck and Jake Gyllenall

Marry:  Ben Shepherd - yummy... If i were older then Hugh Grant - oh he is just sooo lovely..
Think i have a theme with the name running here, but Ben Fogle is a lovely chap.

Push off Cliff: George Bush would be first off followed by Mugabe and prob many other world leaders who have ruined countries.. Rude arrogant selfish people.. Those who can work but choose not to and let the tax payer cover their living expenses.

> Dave wants to know why i am with him when i really want a man like Titus...

lol cause you wouldn't want to live with him!

> but Ben Fogle is a lovely chap

aww, sue. shame on you!

No chance Whistler I got my one in first Sean Bean is mine!!!
Am I a toff then??? Never knew that, well I've been called much worse LOL ;) ;)
Aileen

PS My OH is often accused of looking like Sean " Na na ne na na!!!"

Mine looks like Santa!!!!!!!! you lucky girl.

Lol whistler :-)  But are you on his nice or naughty list? ;-)

Hummm cant you be naughty and nice!
When we went to the Ice hotel in Lapland this v. small boy shadowed him, his Mum explained he thought he was Santa!! so OH asked him if he's been good - priceless look on the boys face he was about 4!

Aaaaawwww! how cute :-)

All 3 = OH! :-D