Things You Wished You Could Say At Work

1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of s***.
2. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a dam.
3. How about "never"? Is "never" good for you?
4. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.
5. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
6. Ahhh, I see the f***-up fairy has visited us again.
7. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
8. I'm already visualising the duct tape over your mouth.
9. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
10. Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.
11. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
12. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
13. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
14. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
15. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
16. I'm not being rude. You're just not listening.
17. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
18. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.
19. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
20. No, my powers can only be used for good.
21. I'm really easy to get along with once people learn to worship me.
22. You sound reasonable......time to up my medication.
23. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
24. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.
25. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
26. Who me? I just wander from room to room.
27. My toys! My toys! I can't do this job without my toys!

HAHA some of them i could of used today to be honest!! LOL :)

oh i wish, might try slipping some out

I find myself going through this list and seeing which comments best suit certain work colleagues :)

> 5. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
>

I just love this one :-D

Oh those are great :)

On the canteen notice board!!!!

Excellent!
Many of these i wish i could uses at work!
Today was a def trying day

Donnax
(and my boysxx)

> 16. I'm not being rude. You're just not listening.
>

this one is actually used quite a lot here...

26 !!!!!!!!!!

> 6. Ahhh, I see the f***-up fairy has visited us again.
> 8. I'm already visualising the duct tape over your mouth.
> 9. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
> 12. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
> 13. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
> 14. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
> 15. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?

My faves :-P Especially 13 and 15!

> 6. Ahhh, I see the f***-up fairy has visited us again

lol, we used to say this all the time at my old job.  the boss was known as the **** up fairy.

>HAHA some of them i could of used today to be honest!! LOL 

Most of them I could use most days :-D :-D :-D

If your old boss is the f*** up fairy, he must surely have connections with our company unless of course he has a twin :)

Do we have to keep repeating the bad language? :-(

I didn't actually repeat the actual word just the implication of it, even so sorry if you found the implication offensive :)