Though some folks think I am, I'm not;
Though YOU perhaps show signs,
But in us it's surely justified:
Just LOOK at our dog's lines!

They really can't be faulted,
Which is more than some can say,
And the pups WE'VE bred are perfect,
And will beat the lot, someday.

You certainly have reason
To be SLIGHTLY kennel blind;
Your dogs ARE bred from my dogs,
And there ARE no faults in mine!

But doesn't it just sicken you
To hear that Mrs. Bing
Has PUPPIES from her ghastly pair
Due later in the Spring?

You wonder that she had the NERVE
To Breed from "A" and "B";
He's crippled; and she's cow-hocked;
And they surely have HD.

You can see it in their movement,
No matter WHAT the vet's say.
I wonder why folks waste their time
And money on an x-ray?

Remember when her import
Beat my dog? Well, I'm no prude,
But I hear on good authority
The judge that day was stewed.

Reminds me of the dog from East
That always wins at shows
But only under judges
That the owner really knows.

And how about the dog from West
That won the other day?!
I hear the owner had THAT judge
Around her place to stay!

Exhibitors are a jealous lot
I'm sure you will agree;
They seldom have a good word
For the winner, but not me!

I never mind when beaten
By a better dog than mine;
But he's not been born - AND NEVER WILL -
AND I'M NOT KENNEL BLIND!!!!!!

Author Unknown.

Oh ........you're a proper little thesbian tonight Hon.

hehehe.......... :-D :-D

I like that

Peanuts

Brilliant :-D :-D :-D

Oh how true.

Permission to cross post?  This is a really good poem

Oh yes, reminds me of the Spanish Vet who lives in the UK at DD's in London 2 years ago who said that the northern SWD's don't have HD.  Weird that seeing as one of the worst over here was from the north.  Oh and I asked how do you know that and of course he said because they move better than the southern ones!!