We ar verrrry excyted in the howse today!
(((((~The Baby Cheeses are cummin!!!~)))))))
Mum hav sed that it will soon be Chrismuss and this is wen the Baby cheeses are born, so we mus sellabrate and we giv eech other pressunts when the cheeses cum!
and a man with no pants will bring the pressunts to owr howse, he is cawled Saynt Knickerless.
Mum hav put lites up arownd the front powch (This is sew the baby cheeses kan see wer we arr if it is dark... I fink)
I am knot entie erlee shore wer the cheeses arr cummin from... I fink they arr cummin from Scottlund becawse this is wer owr Arntee Christeen (ChristineW) livs an she maykes baybees, she hav mayde baybee cats this yeer but ovver tymes she mayke baby Monsterlanders. But it must bee Arntee Christeen wot mayke the cheeses becawse it is called Chrismuss
... Arntee Chris must
mayke the cheeses fore us! :-D
Mum hav towld us twoday we hav to ryte owr list ov wot pressunts we wuld lyke the Saynt Knickerless to bring.
Then the Saynt Knickerless will cum down the chimunee in the nite (This is wer the song 'Chessnuts rowsting on an open fyre' cum from!) >HuskyGrin<
Then mum have bring down from the ruth 2 big boxis and she say 'do NOT touch the box!'
and she go bak to the ruth up a ladder.
Me an Little red go strate to the box and look in!
(((((((((Ther is lowds of kool stuff in heer!))))))))))
Lowds of littol borls! and Red have grabbed a grate big fluffy sparkoly scarf an she hav rapped it rownd her neck an she is doin the bum wiggle walk rownd the room and she start singing..
" I yam wot I yam..I yam mi own speshul creeeatshun!"
[note: red is a bit confewsed abowt herself she hav chow, samoyed and keeshond in her.. she is a speshul ceeashun she is a yoorayshun mum say it spelt Eurasian but baysd on this performanse I fink she shuld be a Eurovision!]
Red finks that she is Priscilla Queen on the Desert!
(She is Qween of the Dessert
! she is a ryte porker!)
And then it happens!
Mum cum bak and she showt:
(((((((((((WHO DID THIS?????????))))))))))))))))
(((((((((((What hav yew dun to my Tinsol???)))))))))))))))
(((((((((((Ooooh NO..who hav choo'd Santa's hed off??))))))))))))))))))
The Baby Cheeses arr knot cummin now becawse we hav been Bad :(
This is Storm, Sybeerean Husky, ana kist and Murderor of Saynt Knickerless
[mum hav mayde me wryte the larst bit :(]
Over and Owt! O: O: